March 20, 2008

A Small Amount of Common Sense Could Have Avoided This Tragedy

Did you hear about the guy who was recently sentenced to 4 to 5 years in prison because he gave a loaded gun to his suicidal friend in order to "call her bluff?" Of course you didn't. You clowns never read anything. I guess the suicidal friend was talking a whole lot of shit about how she was going to end her life and this prick handed her a 9mm Beretta and told her to prove it.
She said, "I'm going to do it, and you're going to watch," then killed herself right in front of him. He says he was "stunned."
They found him guilty of involuntary manslaughter, friends. 4 to 5 in the fuckin' clink. I'm no lawyer, but it doesn't seem right to me. The guy was certainly guilty of being an asshole, but manslaughter? I don't think so... and thank heavens being an asshole isn't a hanging crime.
In the final analysis, this woman killed herself. The guy was no doubt being a huge prick and offered her no convincing reason to stay in The World of the living, but is it fair to say he caused her death? I don't think it is. We do have free will, don't we? If we don't, I didn't get the memo. Somebody forgot to tell me. We still have choices in this World after all, you fucking cocksuckers.
Speaking of choices, you know how I think it would have been way cooler? If when she was feeling down and depressed as hell and this bastard started in with his macho bullshit...

"Empty threats, empty threats! That's all I'm hearing..."
"You have no idea the way I'm feeling. No one would even miss me. I swear to God I'll do it!"
"Oh you'll do it? You'll do it? We ridin' dirty now? We ridin' dirty? I don't believe you. Show me we ridin' dirty."
He hands her the loaded Beretta. She takes it with trembling hands. She doesn't know what ridin' dirty means, but she is determined to show him.
"I'm going to do it, and you're going to watch" is all she can muster. With a deep breath, she raises the gun to her temple.
"You ain't got the balls. You can't do anything right. You just talk a big--"
In the space of a second, her demeanor changes. She suddenly flicks the weapon away from her head and turns it on the man. He shuts the fuck up real fast.
"Motherfucker, this is MY time. You need to sit your monkey ass the fuck down. If what you really want to see is The Bitch, I can show you The Bitch. Is that what you want to see?
He struggles to stay strong, to continue to get in her head, to hold on to his shitty pimp's dignity. He tries to hide his fear with false bravado.
"Yeah. Yeah, show me The Bitch."
BLAM!
The hot round splits his stupid head like a melon. Blood splashes the walls. He dies fast and easy, quick and without ceremony, and no one will ever hear his stupid voice again.
"How you like me now? How you like The Bitch?! Never test me, motherfucker. Never, never test me."
**So upon reading the news article more closely, I see that when the guy first handed her the gun, the weapon misfired. He then reloaded with fresh ammo and handed her the pistol a second time! So my scenario of her turning the gun on him would have backfired on her big time, I guess. Oh well, get 'em next time, tiger.
But Christ! His story about thinking she was bluffing was pure shit, this is one evil bastard. He's lucky he only got four years. And it turns out the gun was her father's Beretta that the old man had sold to the prick years earlier. So this sick bastard gave her her father's gun to shoot herself with because he probably wanted her to do it and he wanted to watch and he wanted to fuck with her head. Boy oh boy, how this World is a rotten place. And my reading comprehension skills are not so good.
But you need to worry about yourself, motherfucker. Don't worry about my reading comprehension skills.

4 comments:

blankfist said...

Your reading comprehension sucks. Hey, but, I don't know why you're waffling here, dude. Your initial though on her choice being the prevailing cause of her death as opposed to this prick being at fault because we don't like the idea of a massively evil prick occupying the same free country as us. There is no law against assholes, because if there was I'd be in prison serving six life terms back-to-back just for my college years alone. And, you, dearest enigmatic Dirty Like Mine, would be serving at least five to ten.

Don't waffle, dude. There is free will in this world, and that chick chose to kill herself no matter how much brow beating this cretin put on her.

blankfist said...

Sorry, your reading comprehension may suck, DLM, but my proofreading skills blow big time. I wrote an incomplete sentence there, chief.

Correction: "Your initial thought on her choice being the prevailing cause of her death as opposed to this prick being at fault because we don't like the idea of a massively evil prick occupying the same free country as us IS CORRECT."

dirtylikemine said...

blankfist,
Of course you're right, but that doesn't mean I feel sorry for this guy at all. She certainly chose to kill herself, but I still want this prick to get what's coming to him. I agree that the court system probably isn't the best way to exact revenge on him, but I do wish somebody in the girl's family had brought a gun to court and blew him away or something. That would have been gangster as hell.

Six life terms? You would have gotten the needle, dude.

blankfist said...

"blankfist, Of course you're right..."

I know. I know.