Illegitimate Son

Meet Cliff Morrison. His real name is Cliff Marsden, but he decided to take his father's name. His father is Jim Morrison, lead singer of the legendary rock group The Doors. Or so Cliff says, anyway.

Am I convinced? Not by a longshot. Am I intrigued? You bet your ass.

According to Cliff, he was the product of a one night stand between his mother and Jim Morrison. He says he never knew who his father was until he reached adulthood and his mother told him the truth. Jim, of course, was long dead. But that doesn't mean he can't keep rockin', because the Indian spirit that possessed Jim Morrison is now living in Cliff Morrison! That's right, the very same Indian spirit leapt into Cliff's soul, as Indian spirits are wont to do.

The plus side to all this is that now Cliff might just have a little fun on the road to excess. He's already cut one album, an out-of-print collector's item that was released overseas. I heard he went to prison after that. Don't know what for, but I heard that he was mixed up in drugs. I figured that drugs were par for the course when you're possessed by an Indian spirit, but I guess The Law wouldn't let it slide. Anyways, Cliff's out now and he's ready for business. Cliff's gonna cut another album. He opened a myspace account, which is also par for the course for Indian spirits. You can hear some of his music there too, you fucking slave. Fortunately, he's spared us from having to listen to any death poetry, as that doesn't seem to be his thing. Been there done that, I guess. Cliff's music is more bluesy retro rock. Aw hell, who am I kidding... it sounds just like The Doors if the Doors sounded like hammered shit. Give it a listen.