The Hottest Woman in The World?

Submitted for your approval, this is Melissa Theuriau, a French news anchor and possibly the hottest woman in The World.

There are also pictures available of Melissa at a nude beach frolicking around topless. I'd post those, but this isn't that kind of blog. Honestly, motherfucker. If you want to see 'em, just google her name. Some of you want me to do everything for you. I've given you this information, the name and image of the hottest woman in The World-- the least you can do is look her up yourself if you want to see her tits. Some of you are really pathetic.

I'm sure some of you are wondering if there are any fully nude pictures of Melissa Theuriau available on the internets. Some of you are real sick bastards. The answer is no, there are none that I could find, only topless ones.

The saddest thing about you people is I have to do this legwork for you when you're all perfectly capable of doing it yourselves. I'm sure now every one of you filthy jerks are seconds away from googling this broad. Some will look no further than the nude shots. These are the real scumbags. Others will also try to find a bio or something so you can consider yourselves fucking experts if she ever comes up in conversation out in The World. "Oh, Melissa Theuriau, she's wonderful. It's pronounced May-lissa, you know." I know how you do. There are no secrets here.

I'm also certain there are a few of you out there who already knew who Melissa Theuriau was. Fuck you. So you're acting all smug and superior because you're convinced you knew about her even before I did. Fuck you. Like I'm doing something bad by bringing up a hot girl you already knew about. Again, fuck you. You're just the kind of bastards I can't stand. You take the fun right out of talking about a beautiful woman. There's something wrong with every one of you. It's actually disgusting.