In my opinion, some of the sexiest ladies around are those Suicide Girls. You know the ones. Those pale and tattooed creatures, those semi-gothic hipsters with the galaxy of piercings and the fishnet drawls.They really are a hell of a sight, aren't they?
I ran into four of these broads the other night. Two of them were lesbians with short choppy hair, the third was a 6'2" amazon version of Charlize, and the fourth had yellow eyes that were framed by horn-rimmed glasses, her hair dyed jet black with bangs. Might sound pretty weird, but they had it goin' on, my friend. Goin' on. Like the black gentleman at the mall said, "You ain't all that, Miss Thing!" Only they were all that... and a bag of potato chips. Man alive, they were hot.
Part of what I find appealing about these girls is their look, how they brazenly defy convention. This makes me think they might be easy lays. Like maybe it's not unlikely for them to throw caution to the wind and have random kinky sex with some strange guy(me) just to stick it to the square world.
But that alone doesn't do it for me. No, sir. If a girl is simply easy, or "loose," I'm usually repulsed by her dirtyness, like I just know she has a disease or something. But with these Suicide Girl types, in spite of their punkyness or trashyness or whatever you want to call it, they seem really clean to me. They put so much work into their appearance, it's clear grooming and good hygiene are things they take seriously. I don't know, maybe it's weird, but they just seem really clean to me. They always have that porcelain skin, too.
I don't know about you, but if I were at a drive-thru window ordering Suicide Girls, I'd be like Gary Busey ordering a meatball sandwich and say, "Gimme two. You hear me? Two."
**The above photo is by Mike Pecci
If a girl is simply easy, or "loose," I'm usually repulsed by her dirtyness...
ReplyDeleteBut what if she was dirty like yours?
But what if she's dirty like yours?
ReplyDeleteThat's precisely what I'm afraid of, dude. A woman who's as dirty as your typical male is a real pig. Think about it, if men could have sex with whoever they wanted whenever they wanted, they'd be disease-ridden. The saving grace is the fact that a man usually has to cajole a woman in order to have sex with her, so men usually don't have the option of screwing everything that moves, even when they want to.
A woman, on the other hand, is not limited by her options. A woman who wants to have sex with every man she sees could probably do it with little resistance.
So a promiscuous woman is about a hundred times worse than a promiscuous man. Simple mathematics.