Fifty-Fifty

Right now I'm about as pissed as this Chinese kid in the picture. I hate it when people say the chances of something(anything) happening are "about fifty-fifty." It upsets me to the point where I see red. Fifty-fifty is the biggest non-answer there is, a total cop out. It basically means maybe it'll happen, maybe it won't. Well thanks a lot, asshole. Very helpful.

It takes a real bet-hedging bastard to say something like that. I'd rather them say nothing at all. Take a position, fucko.

Obviously the reason they say it is so they can claim to be right no matter the outcome. People are so petty, aren't they? So petty and so transparent. And always having to be right. Fuck you all, you wretched miserable bastards.